Funny names

Jesse loves "Family Grocery Shopping Night."  Yes, he enjoys the time with Mom and Dad, but more importantly, this means a trip to somewhere like "Ack-Dawnodes" or "Chick-a-way" for a quick dinner.  May I have some "checkup" with my fries? What do your kids call some of their favorite places?  And he likes getting a bright green sticker after shopping at "Kogers."  And if I had a dime for everyone who makes a comment to him in that little cart car...  "Do you have a license to drive that, son?"  "Are you old enough to be out on these roads?"  Ha.